Total Medals Earned: 637 (From 79 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,325 Points
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/390 points)
Collect 100 Gems.
Collect 400 Gems.
Play to day 7 and beyond.
Collect All Giant Gems.
Find all the checkpoints in the level.
Beat the Super Dashing Course in under 25 seconds.
Fill out every entry in the Codex.
Collect every Red Gem on the Level.
Buy every skill.
Max out every single level type.
Defeat Nightmare with only 1 LOVE level.
Complete the game without ever sleeping.
Get 100% completion.
Medals Earned: 3/14 (130/750 points)
Grab a Pizza
Grab 1000 Rings in total
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Create a level
Bump into 500 mines in total
Grab 5000 Rings in total
Unlock the other Runners
Kick 30 mines against a boss.
Beat all missions
Medals Earned: 5/27 (210/1,110 points)
Do a combo of 6!
Pull down the HH-43 Huskie in under 4:35!
Pull down the MQ-9 Reaper in under 6:10!
Pull down the Short 330 in under 5:40!
Pull down the Sikorsky X-2 in under 6:25!
Get exactly 23 dolphins and pull down exactly 9 aircraft in one run!
Do NOT hassle the Hoff!
Do NOT kill the rubber duck!
Pull down all aircraft in one run!
Do a combo of 9!
Pull down the DeLorean in under 5:30!
Get a score of over 2500000!
Pull down the Kaman K-MAX in under 4:50!
Kill at least 125 humans in one run!
Crush at least 100 ships in one run!
Get all kites in one run!
Get a score of over 3000000!
Do a combo of 12!
Pull down the Lockheed L-188 in under 5:40!
Pull down the Piasecki H-21 in under 6:45!
Get at least 20 seagulls at Marina Del Rey!
Pull down the Sikorsky S-70 in under 3:30!
Pull down the Space Ship One in under 5:30!
Get a score in between 2400000 and 2420000!
Get at least 10 window washers in one run!
Get at least 25 divers, 5 orcas, 10 banana-boats and 10 microlights in one run!
Crush 170 ships in one run without using any Super Jumps!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/200 points)
Build the robot from Brawl Royale.
Build the robot from Epic 1.
Build the robot from Epic 2.
Medals Earned: 8/9 (215/315 points)
Kill First Enemy
Kill Tenth Enemy
Kill First Boss
Kill Fourth Boss
Kill Second Boss
Kill Third Boss
Collect 75 Achievements
Kill Fifth Boss
Collect 100 Achievements
Medals Earned: 11/12 (450/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 3/4 (100/125 points)
Take the easy way out.
Kinghood suxx
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
That's quite a busy reign
Medals Earned: 7/17 (145/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Crushing 65 Containers
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Medals Earned: 5/6 (190/195 points)
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
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